Christmas is a time for love and fun, A time to give your heart to everyone. I treasure every hour and every minute. Minimum words; more is better, no limit. At only four lines, it will fit into any card. Cookies baking in the kitchen- The smell floats through the air; Mom is making Christmas with her usual merry flair. Call me a "yes" man but if you seen her power suited and in command and she allowed you beneath the layers into the playground of lingerie that clings where you want to go you would be devoted, too.
All I Want For Christmas (A Bit Naughty) Poem by Patricia Gale - Poem Hunter
All I Want For Christmas (A Bit Naughty) - Poem by Patricia Gale
Narender Dhiman December 7, Sex. Naughty Christmas poems and dirty Christmas poems are collected here for adults. Christmas is a time to rejoice and laugh. The reason I appear so glum, The sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.
To your enemy, forgiveness. Classy tribute to your heart's desire. Your beautiful dream may comes true Patricia While Norway children in the fall they work to gather corn And save it for the birds they feed on every Christmas morn; So we should follow in their steps and feed the wee bird crumbs Before we start to feast ourselves on Christmas sugar plums. Guys are like parking spots… the good ones are always taken… and the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!
C is for the Child born that night to be our light. The selection is eclectic, taking us from the death of Father Christmas to sexually suggestive Christmas tree decoration via a number of unsalubrious back alleys and twitchells. Each Christmas finds me dreaming Of days that used to be, When we hid presents here and there, For all the family. Those who have discovered Paul's work elsewhere on Peculiar Poetry will be unsurprised to find examples of both funny and dirty Christmas poems. That Molly is ugly and Aunt Sarah really stinks. Toy Elmo got drunk on Christmas Day.